The wuest for faggot tree (part 2)

"ok" i thought, now i just have to get the fruitys, the quest is almost to unend. i get to the tree and look up. "hmm, the fruits are rather high up maybe i should ask shane to grab them?" but my thoughts were interrupted BAMMM!!! A GUY APPARATED IN FRONT OF ME. He was tall, with longest legs i have ever seen, the longest arms i have ever seen too and also the blondest hair, everything about him was est and he was glorgeous. then i recognaze him IT IS FAI FROM TSUBASA RESISTANCE CHRONCALS
"hallo" i said but since i was drooling a bit it came out as "brlblrbrlbrlo"
"Hi" said Fai "I see you have an interest in my faggot tree"
i cleared the drool from my throat "i just want to get one so i can turn my friend Hannah Montanna back into an human. maybe you know her she is a famos singre she sings..." but he interapted "no, i dont. i dont dwell on earth much. just came here now because i detected intruders. and im glad i did" he smiled and looked me upside down. omg not even aliens are immune to my sax appeal, jesus crest!
"Soo, can you give me one?" i said using my seducking voice, also did a little tongue licking for added erotics
"Maybe..." he said "if you can pay back the favor" he stroked my shoulder genitally.
"OMG YOU PERVORT" i growled backing up "YOU WANNA FUCK ME RIGHT, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM WHAT, I AM NOT SOME KIND OF SLUT YOU CAN FUCK WHEN YOU WANNA FUCK IN EXCHANGE FOR A FRUIT" (forgive me god for the fuck woreds, but they were justifiyed)
"oh really" he said a smile "lets see then" then he put is right hand finger and tumb together (in Brazil this sign means "i want gays sex now") and blew breath throuhg the loophole. a kind of pink powder somoke came out and it smelled really good it smelled of a nice beach sunset petals flowing a couple walking hand in hand looking each others eyes the love kissing gently ythen stroking each others backs slowly removing their clother off and it turns out their both are guys one of them kneels down and starts LICKING THE OTHER GUYS PENIS OMG AND THEN HE PUTS HIS MOUTH AROUND IT AAAAAAH WHAT AM I THONKING WHAT ARE THESE THOUGHTS INVADERING MY HEAD i thought I AM HAVING GAY HOMOSEXUAL THOUTS WTF?
"HAHAHA" laughed fai "If you weren't gay before, you are now. Either way, you are now extremely horny."
I looked up at fai (i had gotten down on the floor rolling aruound too try the shake off the porn movie out of my head but it just wouldnt come out) i already thought fai was beautiful before, but now i thought he was DEAD SEXY WANTED TO FUCK HIM TILL KNOCKOUT TILL HE WAS MULTIPLE PREGNANCIES TILL THE COWS CAME (ooh i am so ashamed of these thootsT_T) i couldnt control himself anymore i grabbed him by the clothes hes wearing and wrapped them into bits, he now stood before me in glowing nakednes OH THE SEXIIIIII but the vagina was nowhere to be found... i moved the penis around tyring to find it...
"that feels good" said fai amused "but maybe you're looking for this." he turned around and divided his butts, revealing AN VIGINA! (umm, btw, i l know what an anus is *sewat drop* but this guy had an actual vagina in his ass! im not joking! hes a freekin alien!)
at the site of that, the member inside my pants grew even larger (i was in Ryu form now so i had a penos) so much that ripped a hole in ryu's uniform. i couldnt delay the invitation any longer i meadeately introduced my penis inside his vagina and we had sex. somehow i knew how to do it i didnt need to think of instructions or complicated combos it was the easiest thing in the worls, and I SHALL NOT GET INTO DETAIL THIS IS NOT A FRAEKING SNUT FANFLICTION. but it was beautiful now that i think about it, it wasnt the dirty slimy gooey thing i had imagined. each penis entrance felt better than the last, and then at the end it jsut went BALLOOOM! SUPER GOOD FEELING! and i felt myself pee a little and then i turned back into Mary sue.
"That was great!" said fai still mooning a little "Wanna do it aga... AAAH WTF WHY ARE YOU A LITTLE GIRL!!"
I was really tired from the super sex i couldnt even talked i just loyed there.
"SHIT NOW IM A PEDOPHILE AND I HAVE TO RUNAWAY FROM THIS PLANET... AGAIN!" and then he zoomed into space like the star trek.
I stoode still on the floor for how many hours, thinking about nothign, felling dirty, devirginized, and then it hit me, I HAD DONE THE SEX I DIDNT HAVE THE POWERS ANYMORE. i got up inraged, "SHEEET!" I anleshed all my anger on punches on the faggot tree (forgive me tree ;_;) until a fruit fell on my head thinking it was thomas edison.
"oh well at least i got a faggot" then i went on my way home
when i reached the town i spotted a green neck wearing a giant clock, it was mileysaurus, she was dressing as a clown dinossaur enterteening childs. i ran to her
"HANNAH, UH I MEAN MILES, UH I MEAN MYLEYSAURUS" i yelled
"SHUSH CALL ME BANANIKA ITS MY CLOWN NAME" hannah whisperd, xcept it was a dinossaur whisper so everyone could heard lol.
"oh ok BANAKINA I GOT YOU YOUR FAGGOT" i threw the fruit up at her mouth. she grabbed it in one bight and then started coming down to human shap. "Oh thank you so much Mary, i dont know who to thank you!"
"thats what barfs are for just keep bein my frend" i said, and then i left for home i was vary tierd.
"Wait Mary, is something wrong with you u seem diffrent?" mary is a relly sencitiv person so she could probbly feel the after sex aura glowering on me "no nothing" i said "just realy tierd from teh quest imm go home and rest ^^"
When i got home my grandma was stooding in wait foe me at the entranse, i had braken my carfew -_-;
"sorry mom" i said heads down
"What is it you been doing this late in the after nuns?!" she was angry >__<
i decided just tell her the thing right away, no use delaying she wuld eventuolly use her telepithy on me anywayz
"Britney, I JUST LOST MY VIRGINIA"
my gramma turned black and white in shocks
"TO A HOMOSSEXUAL ALIEN"
this was the overkill for my granma she started vomiting hard in jets it even blew a hole on the ceiling.
now im on my room relly deprussd... my dieary is socked and tears, my grandma is dowbstairs she calmed down a but but she still vomits regularly each 45 minutes T__T