oh dear me...

Wow my god, todays days was fuul of srupises, I don even know which war to begin…
well, i guess ill start with the context... I was at class the teacher was giving us lessons it wsa about how to calibrate a emulator, i was really not pooing atention at all i was coldnt stop thinking what will my naxt power will be like? But then SUddenly my teachers got a tweeter from Kainey West so she had to leave the room it was important.
IMMEditely as she left all the guiys got around me conteplating my contact lenses. Oh they thaught it was contasct but it wasnt it was actually last week i got the power to chenge my hair color now i change them evrytime i usually wear them one blue one green like Yuna from Final fantastic ex ^_^, but i told them guys i got contac lenses cus i didnt want them know about my powers it was a privacy policy of mine.
Sasuke especialy was especialy empressed he said the eyes remainded him of his friend sharignan. "its cool" he siad i bloshed. Hannah from behoind my seat notice the blush and smiled, oh this girl Hannah Mointana shes my barf (bestest awsome realest friend) we been barfs since babies she is really cool, she has the best of both wolrds cause she is bisexual and also during the day she is a boy named Miles and during the night she turns into a girl Hannah Montanah and she also a singer. It didnr really bother me her bisexual hermapphroditits though i am actually a very opened mind person, the only freak i dont tailorate its furrys they are an abunnimation , a violesha agayest god, UGH make me sik *burp*
Anyway so Hanah smiled and then she wanked at me like saying "wink at him" so i did i wank my green and sasuke got really happy :D
bUT SUDENELY a RPatz poster sticked out of the wall and behinD IT WAS SAKURA she had been hiding there the hole class! sertainly spuing on me an sasuke.
"YOU BITCH MACHINE" she sakura said, she meant me "YOU THINK I CANNOT FOREHEAD YOUR EVIL INDENTATIONS? YOU PLAN TO FUCK SASUKE AND THEN STOLE HIM!"
she then got in her fighting powse i could tell a attack was coming
"GREEN BODY DYE NO JUTSU" she yelled while doing complicated handjob movies, then when finished green started comung out of her hadns
i dodgeded it easily, since a few days ago i feell my egility is grower, so it was easy. then i proceeded with argument
"Whet are you gettiang so flaked up about? its not like he isnt even your boyfriend he told me" I said and it was truth
"YES HE IS MY BOYFRIEND WE EXCHANGED COWS"
Ssuke then interviened "Sakura that was in kindergordon it was just a pretend"
Sakura squirtled her eyes as if she about to cry, but i dont know if she did cause then we heard a cry and ue looked behind it was hannah, she had gotten hit with the die.
"AAaayeaahrg DX IM GREEN"
i runed to her side "Hannah i mean myles its ok it will wear off after your menstruation"
"NO U DONT UNDRESSTAND, IM GREEN I CANT BE GREEN U WONT LIKE ME WHEN IM GREEN! D=<"
"I was likw what what do u mean?"
"Dont you remember how i never wearn any member of green clothing i never eated vegittas and i never walk on grass bearfooted i always wear shoes and sometimes even sockx for double safety?"
"yeah"
"Thats because of THE GREEN i cant touch teh GREEN it makes me TURN"
"into what" i asked but needed it wasnt because she was already turning he was getting bigger and larger and a tail was also getting. her skin looked like a animal a lizard, i looked up at her head, she was opening her big mouth and yelled
"MYLEYSSAURUS!!!"
everyone inthe class got the mahjongs and ran away, except me i stayed with her
"Im not goinna stampedo or anything, im still me but its kinda sux being like this" said myles the dinossaur
"oh baby why come you didnt ever tell me about your disability?" i triesd comforting her with petting on the back but it kinda sticky her back so i stopped
"I didnt want you to thinkk of me as a freak" a tear came out of her eye and fell with a large SPLORSH
"Baby i never! you are my best barf we shall forever be frends regradeless of hour sex gender race ringtone or arm length or whatever^___^"
"Baby!<3" she said loving "i would hug you but i dont wanna crush your makeup" haha, hannah she is such a jokester =P
"OK, so now all we hav to do is waiting for your next monstruation, when was your last?"
"OH, that's a birth of a problem..." he said "you sea, dinossaures only period once every 4 years and a elf"
"WHUTS?!!!!!?!" shocl shock shcok, i could not see myself seeing my barf friend as a dino four for years!
"its ok dough, our school is special regimens they even accept transformers so theyll acept me" she smiled a malformed smile "and i can even get a career singer entertainer as a kids show"
"NO i cant allow that! we have to get you black as soon as parsible" i tohught of all the possivle cures to dinossaurism "there must be a way"
"well, ther is" myleyssaaurus said "there is a fruit wich can cure me back to original, but its really hard to get Mary, it shouldnt bother"
"NO, i will! I will gey it for you it is my fault you are this way. tell me where do get it?"
"Well, to get a faggot fruit you must go up mount gyllenhaal and reach the faggot tree however it is protected by a man and a army, he dont just give them faggots away, you will have the fight"
"I can doe that ;) " i said ^"u juts wait i will go get it be back in no time" and i left the room ready to jorney
"WAIT" yelld myleyssaurus "take this map it has the routes!" she swuoung it with her tails, i catchd it
"thanks ;)" well i kinda have to gett bed now i dont have time to finish this day events i will finish tomorrow maybe, right now i am in a forest of mouintain gyllenhaal camping and if i dont turn the lights off now the koalas may come and think its a party so i guess ill end it here, well its not like a lot happened after that, i just set my way uip up the mountain fought some random battles, nothing big deal, so yeah, thats what happened i hope tomorrow i reahc faggot tree i wonder what the faggot tree guardian is like..?