the qyest to faggot tree part 1

OH DEAR DAIRY! Today was a really effed up day! And i meen it i dont use the eff word lighty.
...just thunking about it day makes me UGH but i am gonna tell you all the happeneds
So i was in mount Gyllehnhaal i was gonna quest the faggot to cure my barf friend Hannah Montayna of dinossaurism. the faggot tree was very high up i had to climb a long perimeter However i now i have agility prowes so i can walk faster. each a hunderd kiloms there was a cowboy holding a sign saying how long it will take to reach faggot tree, so when i was only 20 mins away i deceded stay around and grind for a bit of level ups. jack (the cooboy) tipped me in going to a forest over there he said it was good for exp, and he was right all the monsters there dropped high points and items, especially the samurai trash cans, those were great cuz they were weakness to lesbian so Shane could kill them with onlya one hit. when i had up all about 4 levels i heard the special ringtone on my cellyphon (my ceelphone rangs every time i lvl up with the Tailor Swifter you belong with em ringtone, and if gain a new abiblity it rings the doctor phil shows theme)
"YAY oh a new abillyti yay" i geared and rushed to see what it is. when i used it i started feeling the changes in my insides, like a tetris board getting an all clear and now new pieces were falling replacing the old.
"omg i think a changed a pearance!" i looked at the mirror to checkerout, a man lookeed back at me! The mirror broke so hard it fell "OMG I TURNED INTO RYU FROM STREETER FIGTHER SHET!" (shet is not a course word so i can sai it its not like sh!t). i deciede to try my powers to try my powers. i elbowed a tree with my shoulder, it immeadeitely brock in 3 different places, a family of squirrels got homeless. but i built them a new house using some broken trees i break. now all the skirrels lived happily togather in one big mansion ^___^ then i said goodbye to the squirrels, they all cried like it was the end of a childrens movie, baby squirrels waved diapers in the air "we love you RYU! WE will NEVRE FORGAT YOU WE wull build you A STATUE OF HONOR OUT OF WALNUTS and ice cream sticks!" said the grandpas squirrels who were intelligant enouff to speak human portuguese. i left the place looking back only once (smiling) as i walked away the sun shone on me like the flag of japan and i thought: OMG THIS IS A AMAZING SKIL
I turned back into Mary to save mp, the tertis pieces rewinded back into place. ""phew now that i accomplished a side quest time to turn to the main invent, LETS GO GET SOME FAGGOTS!"
I walked for 25 mins (JACK SAID IT WAS ONLY 20 THAT FURKING LIYAR) and eventally reched what was clearely the faggot tree because it was a tree with fruits and it had ranbows al around and i could here a song coming from it (oh and it was huge really a huge tree). I walked a lil closer, oh, i noticed, "there is a pool over there" there was a pool over there and inside there were babies they were dancing and i could now tell the song was potty hard by andrew ok, it is a terrible song(just my opinon i dont like metal but i respoect[but really why people listen to music like that?]). The babies all banged theur heads and shaked their boobies and yelled "POTTY HARD POTTY HARD POTTY HARD POTTY HARD POTTY HARD" it was really werid. i appreached with cushion as did not want to be spatted, always hiding behind brushes, but the babies were so entranced i dont think they would a notice anyway. "they must be the army myles told me about" i thoughts "i must make my attack now while they are distracketed" and i positioned me in fighting stance. but then the music changed, now it was hit me baby one ore time by my grandma (joking! lol you know who sings this right?) "oh this is a better song" but then the babies they really started hitting babies one more time literially >__< each time she sang it they hit slap punched eached other "oh my jesus what a weird piece of mountain this is"
But i decicded atatck now anyway, maybe they wouldnt evan notice they were bein attack. "RUN RUN PORTABLE LESBIAN" i profered, and Shane came out of my space between my hands. she went for the babies in all her mite, but they werent such week opponants after all, even though babies. they noticed they were being arrested and started attacking shane, performing all kinds of attacks from the "penguin swirl" till the "pedo next door kick", they were no noobies. Shane couldnt took it no more she collapsed, "im sorry ,master i unsucceeded" she said and then she gone in a poof. "STUPID LESVIAN DICK" i yelled at her even though she had poofed "NOW THEYS KNOW THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON YUO HAD TO TALK?". immedeitelly the babies turned theur heads at me, it was like a terror movie, they started coming at me, all diaperless and covered in faces, humming to the hit me baby one more time>_<
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGAAAAHH" ice screamed, "GET WAY FROM ME I DONT WANT TO DIRTY MYSELF WITH POOS"
"It not our faulty!" said 2 or 3 of the babies "it the squerrals they stolened our diyapers and now we is forced to dump our necessities in the pool, but the pool cannt take no more"
"LOOKE" i said putting two open hands in front of me "I can go to the town and bring you lots a diapers, the most diapers you have ever experienced! and you exchange me for a faggot fruit how about?" a sweat dropped me in nervous
"NO" they all groined "WE CANT TLET ANYONE TAKE THE FAGGOTS FROM HERE ITS OUR ORDERS. AND JUST FROM ASKING THAT YOU GET DIE!"
"AAYAYA!" i let out a screech. the babing started zombiewalking their way unto me. "Ok" i said calming a bit "it is stime to use mty lost resauce, RYU!"
I tetrisized myself into Ryu and started virtua fighting them with all i goat. i managed to beat some of them, but there were just too money, i needed something stronger...
"OH I KNOW" i remembered the special teknike that ryu has! "ILL USE THE HADOUKEN!"
i put my hands in hadouken pose (it the same as kamehamha pose dragon ball raped it off lol) and then yelled HADOUKEN "HADOOOUUKEN!" MY hands started trembaling and a ball of glow grew inside, bigger and bigger, and bluer and yellower, then a door opened on that ball and from insIDE CAME OUT 4 BOYS AND A 1 GIRL, THE HADOUKEN!!! (the band) THey wewre all holding light sabers except for the lead singer cuz he was more powerful he didnt need them he could turn into a ball of magma sphere that went round and round, bump and bump, takeing everything in its past.
The babieses they dint stand a shance againts the most all powerful indie band in the univars, their witty lirycs beat their hit me babi one more times into mustard! and so did their bodies after they were finshed, cuz it was all that left was a pile of baby pulp and poo.
"OMG YOU GUYS ARE RELLY POWARFUL NO KIDDINGS" i was a maze.
"Yeah" said james the singer "chack out our newsest song MAD on yourtube"
"um, SURE, i will ^_^"
"Cool, bay" he said in allmighty indie coolness and thenn they all came in my hands and begoned.
"ok" i thought, now i just have to get the fruitys, the quest is almost to unend. i get to the tree and look up. "hmm, the fruits are rather high up maybe i should ask shane to grab them?" but my thoughts were interrupted BAMMM!!! A GUY APPARATED IN FRONT OF ME. He was tall, with longest legs i have ever seen, the longest arms i have ever seen too and also the blondest hair, everything about him was est and he was glorgeous. then i recognaze him IT IS FAI FROM TSUBASA RESISTANCE CHRONCALS
to be continue...