I was leaving home in the morning for school, i had gotten all pretty like always with a pinch of glitter, whille walkind down the street the winde came in me and wavered my clothes and hair in sweet creamy movements, i bet if someone looked at me theyd have seen me in slow mow... the hair rougiating rebelishly like an anime, oh btw did i told u guys i look like an anime? yeah i do, i have really light skeen, pink hair, small nose so much it is almost invisable you only see the shadow of it, and the eyes so big they are HUGE turtoise blue, they have these small balls of shiney inside and they vibrate if im sad or emotional and theyre always visiable even if my hair is on front. some people say i look like Sakura from cardcaptro Sakura and i agree, i think she's really cute. i'm not conseated though! like one day the friend of my friend Jordan we were eating and he was stopping eating and he all over sudden said oh youre so cute and i sayd NO, like just yelled it at him on the ping pong restaurant NO haha so there.
Well, so i was walking my way to Massapão High and.., oh, if you think the name of my school is werid, well, that's because I leave in Portugal, its a country in Europe, if you have a maop at hand and youre courios eyelock the middle, thats where portugal is, since the middle of the world that's why my country is best. So, anyway, i all the way to the school i could nocite all the eyebulbs being directied at me especially the guyses, ever since my 13th birthfay it had been like this it actually kinda annoyeng, sometimes i thinks like is there something on my face? oh right, is the Mary Sue curse sigh
In the school grounsd pretty match the same, all guyhs eated me with their viruses, and in the classroom there was a violent dispuite over who would get the seats next to mines, there was like 6 or 7 guys havinf a super smash bros over me, sigh, i must confess i was slithly steampipish about this whale situatian.
But i followed my newly laerned word and i PRESERVERED, i did not gvie any of the guys any green cards whatsoevere , i avoided eye contracts at allways , i had built this aura of chesstitty around me it was inpenetrateable, my light of pubity dazzled dem stunned.
After classes Ricky approtched me, lol he is such a ugly. "um, Mary.. would .you like.. maybe today.. to go in..." he gaggled the whole speech, the LOL "Urgh, NO..!" i intarreptud him in desgust voice, rotating my eyes in triangles so he qould see i really wanst not intersted at all! He visible sad then proceeded to crouch on the corner of the room enveloped in dark clous.
I managed to rach the school gates finally after swimming through a sea of male askmeouts, there i noticed a figyure leaning on a tree in a perfect 45 degrees. Is pose so cool i refrigerated in amazedment. As i came closer i could see who it was, it was Sasuke and he was cosplaying as James Dean. Hewas so hot i started getting misty right away, but tried to avoid eye meetings and proceeded face forward. As i passed by his tree he approtched me. "Hey" he said, in by his voice you could tell there were more than 5 years of experiance at being popular and at least 2 years of emo and one year of rockabillity.
"Hey" i said without looking side and just kept going ong. "Wait" he said and handed me his grip, holding me towards his closeness, immeadiately i felt my virginity being threatened. "I just noticed. he said. You are very cool. I dont say that a lot. You are cool enough to be my girlfriend". I felt blushed. Sasuke was complementing me, this had never happened before not even when i saved his goldfish from drowning in curry. And telling me about being girlfriends with him?! It was very unusual for him, Sasuke used to be uninterested of girls, he was that cool."Sasuke-san thank you for the nice swords but i must go now" i said looking down and released myself from his fist, walked at full speed but walking not runing. "WAIT A MINT THERE!" said a voice from the rear. "WHERE ARE YOU THINK YOURE GOING BETCH?! YOU THINK YOUR ENTILTED TO EXPERIMENT WITH MY BF?" I looked back, it was Sakura, the slut that had a crash on Sasuke, not Sakura from Cardcaptors though, no, that one is cool, it was Sakkura from Sasuke.
"Look sweetie" i said vanilla coating my words, "i wasnt doing anything we were just briefly discussing trivial pursuits, right?" i awaited Sasukes approoval. "Yes" he approoved. "look Sakura dont be a goat" (thats what guys say in portuguese it kinda means the same like betch)
Sakura didnt look likie she was going out of goat mode anytime soon though. "NO ONE CHEATS ME ON SASUKE AND THEN ESCAPES SUCESSFULY" she yalled and releasing inner Sakura. it was a amazing transformation she was all her skin turned black but her outlines were white. i could feel her power it was big and as she released mroe and more all the stones rolled away from her. She wined an incantation "TENTACOOL I CHOOSE YOU NO JUTSU!" at once several of tentacles arose from the ground directing at me, they squirmed around like limp erections(not that i know what that is i just read about it!), and it hit me, i couldnt let them near me tentacles are very sexually attractive to anime girls like me they would shurely reap me. i didnt know what to do though, my fighting couldnt compare to sakura and i didnt have any powers yet... but then i felt a strange glow inside of me, it was a force of milennia, i could hear voices: "Mary Sue, you can do it", it was the voices of all the Mary Sues behind me, they were all inside of me and saying mary sue you can do it. Like magical, i knew what to do it. I raised my head in courage and said "RUN RUN PORTABLE LESBIAN!" and put my hands in kamehameha position. From them came a small person, It Was Shane From L Word!!! she was a small version but she kicked thos tentacruels like there was no day after today! Soon after they died of violence. After that being taken cared for, she ruuned toward sakura, she was surprised tryed to run but in vein, shane captched her and beat her up like that George kid from my class everyone beats up. Sakura tried fight beck but she was not strong enough, that girl Shane is relly tougf, no one can msn with her! After that Sakura was took care of Shene returned to my hands and dispeared. Sasuke was mouth-opened "JESUS BLUFFING CRIST, THAT WAS AWSOM!!"
"Yeah, i have powers" i said as if it was nothing speshial lol.
Sasuke then exchanged our pohne nºs, yay! ^^ this is being so cool i really am loving this powers thing!
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