Saturday, May 15, 2010

☆☆☆☆☆i swear to god..☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Posted by Mary Sue at 4:47 PM 2 comments
guys i am s sorry for the lack of updates but is just i am still getting used to this new dimension , at first phew weeks i was a bit jetlegged and my periods is still irregular like i used to get it eyryday shane dawson posted a video on utube and now i get it at tusedays after american idol but anyway here i am aback for my fans ^___^

This dimension is so weird like i the other day i was eating cereal and i sayd like this to my grandma: "hey grandmother can u giv me a bigger spoon plz this too smal"(i like big spoons and canot lye lol) and she was like "what? what's a spoon?"
"um, hello, this thing" i showed her the spoon "u use it to eat things that are lioquid or semi liquid"
"oh" she said "you mean a fork"
"NO, a fork is for solids and its all spikey"
"you mean this?" she showd me a fork "this is called a pistachio"
"WHAT? pistachio?? Then what do you call that flaavor of green ice cream no one likes??"
"Pinocchio"
"..??? then what do you call that little maronette of wood who could grow his nose?"
"Germany"
"Than whats the name of the country hitler and arnold sharrtzanigger was born in?"
"arnold shartzwnigger was born in austria... who's hitler?"
"um, wHAT, THAT GUY WHO KILLED A LOT OF JEWS AND GUYS AND PILED THEM ALL TOGETHER"
"Oh, you mean Adolf Warcraft"
"O__O WARCRAFT???? then what's the name of the game about orcs and devils killing each other online that uncle Rabby used to playalot and through which he met a lovely elf called Darwania269 which he fell in love with and he asked her to movin wiht him but it turns out she is actually a 52 year old guy from guatemala but uncle rabby married him anyway but it turns out the guy was only interested in his level 87 elf mage and he stole his password anf ran away to india?"
"that game... i think its called beyonce?"
"BEYONCE? then what do you call that famos afriquan american singer that in mtv a lot?"
"Rihanna"
"NO, the other one"
"Oprah?"
"Oprah doesnt singg!! >_>"
"yes she does she just came a new single called tik tok"
"TIK TOK IS BY KESHA (stylized Ke$ha) and it came out like last year!!"
"but kesha is your favorite dessert!"
"no grandma thats tiramisu -__-"
"tiramisu is what we call when someone throws a fist through your anus and pulls out all the poop"
"WHAATTTTTTtT////??? SRSLY i dont know what that fuck is but it sounds likt thing of devil"
"it is not, it is good for detox, i do it evry month, it is a custom in any spa or jazz club" grandma then looked at the watch and said "oh it is already time for my daily extenze" and then she ran into the bathroom, i dont know what that is but i dont want to know...
 

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