Bloody Mary (part 2)

I was like hey Marry Sue whats up girl. She looked at me for 2,3436 microbe seconds and then kept on her way.
"NO wait i need to tell you something of umost importance"
"GO AWAY im not interested in you you" she started double legging away from me, she thought i was coming on her but it was not the case
"LOOK I AM MARY SUE FROM THE FUTURE I NEED YOU TO GO TO FACEBOOK SHAVE A BRAZILIAN AND DRINK A PEPSI ON TOP OF A CHAIR AND THEN DIVE TRHOUGH THE KETCHUP OR YOU WILL DIE!" i tride to squeeze as much info as i could into one sentance but still she did not realize the gravy danger she was deep in
"EEEEWWWW YOU ARE DESGASTING, THAT IS THE MOST GROSSEST SEXUAL PROPOSITION 69 I HAD EVER HEARD!" she said preparing her hands for a attack
"youre gonna get a mini lesbian kick in your ass for that RUN RUN PORTABLE LESBIAN" She summoned shane, and my good intents dried off, no more saving myself i was gonna killl myself for good now
"HADOUUKEN" i yelled for the band, they came out spinning and started lightsabering shane and she died while saying a few prayers to the vagina goddess.
Maru looked at me in fear tremor, she now realized her opponent was a serious business. then she started saying "look i don" but then i ponched her in the ovaries and she screemed at the pot of her lungs. then i grabbed one of the sabres fromthe hadoken and stabbed her through the heart, both left and right and in a diagonal just to make sure she died a certainful death. blood oshed and boozed out of her like a virgin. still her eyes were moving in sevaral directiuns so i held her head with my big menly hands and started putting pressure inwards in a crescendo, her skull felt like it was crashing cuz i could hear the RAKA RAKA RAKA that skulls sound like when they crash. after all the brains had run "i think but there maybe some little leftover in there" had run away from thew ears her eyes turned blue like the bsod, and i knew she was dead.
Ok, done! DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEEDE the tears blowed trumpets in congrats, wait i mean the trees blowed trumpets not the tears, and it sounded like DEDEDEDEDEDEDE,
"Felicitationes" said the latin oak "thanks i said ant patted the oak"
but now there was an other issue to be dilated with, how do i hid the body
"OK GUYS LISTEN DOWN" oi said to the trees, i said listen down cuz i was down the trees were up "WHO WABBA EAT THIS DELICIOUS MOUNT OF ROTTEN NUTRIENTS that is the body of a little girl and a chibi lesbian?" the trees all raised their hands "OK SO WE GONNA DO ASS FOLLOWS: I BREAK THIS UP INNTO PISSES AND THEN GIVE A LITTLE BIT TO EACH ONE" the trees nodded "WHO IS A VEGETERIN HERE" the sakura said me "OK YOU GET THE CLOTHEA" i nakeded the bodies and gave sakura the clothes she ated them (btw this sakura here is a cherry tree not a person). then i devided the bodies into little sashimi sized pisces using my powerful fist of zen and gave an equal democratic amount to each of the trees. They ate the joyful meal using sticks as chopsticks. After finish they all jinmgled in pleasure and one of them even started evolving like WHAT Pine Tree is evolvong?! TUTUTUTUTU TUTU TUUURUUU TUTU TUTU TUTU TUTU TURUUUU~~~~ PINE TREE HAS EVOLVED INTO XMAS TREE!!! TURURU TURUTURURU RURUUUUUUUU!!!!
"OK GUYS GOCHISOU SAMA DESHITA IM OUT PEACE" the trees goodbyed and i was out
Then i wwnt to school, i was so happy. I had my powers and virgintitty back and ^__^ i was skipping and tictoeing and signing songs all the way then i realized i was still Ryu and everyone was staring at me thinking i was a homosexual , i said no i am not then turned back into mary and everyone went unnotice
Whwn i arriveded at the school the clalss had ready started but teacher said it ok, i was the pet teacher so i could be late if i wanted that. then in middle of class the teacher got twittered by kanye west saying Obama had gotten the nobel of prize and she left the class. OH I KNOW THIS EVENTS, IT HAS AOLREADY HAPPEN IT IS BEFORE sakura greened hannah into a tyranossaurus. "fufufu" i giggled, this time i was gonna CHANGE THE FUTURE- I got to the Robert Pattinson poster sakura was hiding behind, i got my paper knife and started stabbing the hall out of it. The poster starting bleeding and saying "stop its me sakura"
*STABS SOME MORE*
"NO AARRGGGHHH!" *Sakura dies*
i laughed,haha what a producktivo day i killed 3 stonebirds with one hand =D
hwoever the bleeding poster was attractiving attention and everyone was liek what? "the poster of RPATZ is bleEDING IT IS A MIRICLE" said kate Johnson
"IT IS A SIGN FROM HIS HOLI DEITY PATTINSON THAT HE IS GOD AND WE ARE HIS MINISTERS WE MUST MAKE A RELIGIAN!" said john Kateson.
then they all started kneeling in front of the poster and praying incantations, lol, and thats how Pattinsonism was found.

When i got home my grandma was cutting carrets while washing the soap opera and the sink smelled of rotten corpses.
"Britney I DID IT! XD" I joyed a yelling
"Oh wonderful honny i am so fappy for you" my granma said one eye on me one on the opera. "now erevything is back to normal"
i smelled a wondirful smell,"gramma, whats for dinner?"
she didnt answer words she just winked. I looked at the oven, there was a lot of stuffed stuff inside and an arm sticking out.
"OH, Granma, YOU DIDNT! XD LOL" i loled
this time she spoked words:"I guess were having bloddy mary for dinner, and not the cocktail *wink wink*" again the winks, and we all laughed like all the sitcoms had broken loose
It was rielly tastsy actually, kinda like beef meets hamburger meets jamie oliver.
When my grandma was finished eatoing the meat she rised up off the table.
"Is something the meter?" i asked interigged "you usually eat the bones why the sudden end of meal??"
"oh ill eat them later is just its gonna be on the documentary about bbritaney Speaers on Mtv i cant miss it."
"BUt granma! I thought you ated Britnaey Spaers?"
she stopped in midfloor. looked back atme "well Mary..." omg she was looking serious really "..I have something to tel you" she got more serious, i hanged on the cliffhanger
"tell me" i said gasping
"well... it is... you see... ... ... ... ..
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"WHAY IT IT?" i asked in impatient, i was starting to lose the grip of the cliffhanger and about to fall (figuratively of courlse lol)

"well baby i am not your real mother i am your other grandmother"
I shocked in shock
"OMG DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN'T SAY THAT ITS NOT TRUE" this yelling came out of my mouth
"it is" saoid my grandma "your real grandmother came here trying to kill me and i killed her. i am the other grandmother that lives in this alternate dimension. i am kinda like your other grandma but there are difreances. like for a example i enjoy britney spaers and long walks on the beach"
"LONG WALKS ON THE BEATCH OMG THAT IS THE SECOND THING BRITNEY MOST HATED NEXT TO BRITNEY" i said. like i said before, i was shocked
"yeas" my grandma, i mean other grandma prosseagued "this is gonna get some taking used to but im sure we get along just fin ^^"
"ok" i did a bit of shiatsu and calmed down "i can handle this. now if you'll acskuse me i need to go to my my room start working on my diary, today was sutch an inventiful day if i don't stary now i will never get finished"
Luckily for my luck i write my diary in the internate so it is the same for both dimensions (the internete is a web of universal linked files, did you know?) so nothing was changed there it is still thediaryofmarysue.blogspot.org. WAIT.... IT IS NOT.. IT IS NOW THEDIARYOFMARYSUE.BLOGSPOT.COM! IT WAS CHANGE... oh wait wait wait wait wait, no, no, my mistake, it always has been thediaryofmarysue.blogspot.com dot com, sorry ^_^;; i had some kinda reverse-dejavu

OK, so phew, Now I am living in this new dimension. It is a whole new world to discover o am kinda excited i wonder what awaits me ^^